(things in quotations were actually said out loud.)
I try to get to campus early so that I can study in the morning, which is my best time to study. But when you eat early in the morning, you usually get hungry earlier in the day. So it's no wonder my tummy started rumble before lunch time. Luckily there was a vending machine close to where I was studding and in it sat my favorite candy bar (for the time being), snickers. So I pulled a dollar bill out of my pocket and proceeded to rub it back and forth on the corner of the vending machine to flatten it out. I had to attempt to put it the machine 3 times before it would take, but it took my credit read $1.00. so I punched in A0 for snickers. The dollar came back out. “WHAT???” I stared at the dollar hanging from the machine. The machine already said I had one dollar credit. Annoyed, I still wanted my snickers and since I had gotten so close the last time, I decided to try the machine again. I rolled my eyes, “Fine!” then took the dollar out but rubbed it on the corner of the machine again to flatten it.Once again the same thing happened.I was totally confused and stared at the vending machine and started to tap on the glass.Next thing I knew, “’Soo’ Hungry.‘Want to’ buy a snickers.” Came singing out of my mouth and if you have seen Billy Madison (I think it’s that movie, it may be a different Adam Sandler movie) you know the tune and rhythm to which I chanted.I rubbed the dollar bill and tried a few more times to get the snickers, to no avail. So I look and the other vending machine, “Ice cream it is.” Thank goodness it’s not winter.